Megachu, the comic strip.

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Dr. Pikachamp
Megachu
Rodi
Dethwing
Mackay
Kd
FBD
???

Name:

Pikachamp

Title:

'The great and powerful O... uh... Author'

Prefers being called:

Author

Occupation:

Author of the comic Megachu

Alignment:

Author


That's me, looking great. Kick ass picture too. Let's move on.

...Hey, this is just a picture of Pika in his armour, with the scarf crayoned a different colour...

As I said, moving on.


Name:

Dr. Pikachamp

Title:

Dr. We think

Prefers being called:

Pika

Occupation:

Inventor, robotics designer

Alignment:

Pika


Here's Dr. Pikachamp, otherwise known as Pika. He's his own alignment.

Um... yeah, he is. So? He would name it that, wouldn't he?
*coughcough*

Uh huh... it's still weird.

...Well, take it up with Pika.
His fault for being otherwise undefinable.

I will, but now we move on to his self declared greatest creation.

...It's a second-rate robotic clone. No matter what he tells us. Give me some plastic and superglue, and I could give you pokemon-ears, too.

Name:

Megachu

Title:

'Second-rate Megaman clone' and 'Pika's
greatest success' at the same time.

Prefers being called:

Megachu

Occupation:

Pika's best... 'success'

Alignment:

Pika


Ah, the title character. Born during a bout of sprite comic archive reading, and too much sugar.

I believe that it was myself that had too much sugar, not you... Of course, my recollections of the evening are kinda vague...

You may have had the sugar, but I was definitely the one to think him up.

Um... no.
I was the one with the idea overload.
You just fiddled with images.

You doubt me? I remember the night perfectly! I was reading Oddball Fancomics when I thought it up. And on that same night I made that crappy text comic.

Well... yes, you did make the below standards strip... that I must agree with.

Well, you believe what you want, let's move on.

Sure.
Well... it's me. That's all I have to say.
*quickly* Nothing from you? Let's move onwards.

Name:

Rodi

Title:

Atypical-teen Scientist

Prefers being called:

Rodi

Occupation:

Freelance Scientist

Alignment:

Independent

Name:

Rodi

Title:

Someone not to mess with

Prefers being called:

Rodi

Occupation:

Author

Alignment:

Author...


This still confuses me a bit, could you explain the difference between the two yous?

...One has world-spanning powers, and one's an Author?

That's not what I meant. How is it that you change between the main comic and the reward comic?

I... change? I don't know. You're the 'Great and powerful O... Author', after all. Shouldn't you know these things?
Anyway, I'm not telling.

Oh, that's just great, now the readers will probably never figure it out.

I know.

Right... let's just move on to elf boy here.

I always thought he was more of a hobbit...

Name:

Dethwing

Title:

'shrimpy pink-haired bard'

Prefers being called:

Dethy

Occupation:

Bard, carol singer, and breaker-of-glass

Alignment:

Independent


Here's the vertically challenged bard. Rodi, as the script writer, why do you feel such a strong urge to make him the butt of so many jokes?

He's a vertically challenged guy who can't sing.
Whyever not?

Well, for one thing, he may someday hand you his psychiatrist bill.

...I'm taking psychology. If he feels he wants expert treatment, whilst there's a perfectly acceptable substitute back here, he can pay for it himself.

I doubt he'd trust you. If he ever divulged dark secrets to you, you'd use them against him.

Well... yeah. But I'm still not paying for it.

He could sue you.

I'm an Author. I click my fingers, and all lawyers disappear from the universe. Besides, all my money comes from the same source as yours.

We have money? Where?

...You're an Author. You cause planets to come into being when you go out for your evening walk, destroy thousands of lives when you sleep.
Do you need money?
Yes.
And for that you just snap your fingers.

Well, with that unpleasant thought, we move on to the character that can steal a shadow from beneath your feet.


Name:

Mackay

Title:

Rogue

Prefers being called:

Mackay

Occupation:

Freelance Industrial Spy (Thief)

Alignment:

Independent/Whoever pays her


GL GL

Here we have Mackay (pronounce Muh-kay), the kleptomaniac that Pika once compared to Rouge the Bat.

...And got caught doing so...

Yeah, well, he had it coming. Good thing his blaster's more powerful than her's, huh? Not that she's completely aware of it.

Well... I, for one, would like to see a fair fight between Pika and anyone, sometime.
Good thing, right... Whatever you say...

Although, I do wonder how much that shield can withstand...

It'll withstand whatever is justifiable.
That, or being thrown into a star by an irate Author, disliking that particular 'undefinable'. Whichever comes first.

I have nothing to add.

Right... next is Kd, pronounced 'Kay-dee', I presume.

Name:

Kd

Title:

Scientist Girl Kd

Prefers being called:

Kd

Occupation:

Technocorp expendable scientist

Alignment:

Technocorp


So, here we have Kd, who hasn't actually been named in the comic yet.

She hasn't? Huh.
Anyway, this is 'Scientist Girl Kd'. She's cool.
She's one of the few people I know able to touch slime without screaming.

Right, and she has an evil twin that may show up someday.

...I wouldn't say 'evil', now...

Yeah, more annoying than evil.

And I'm not too certain on the 'twin' thing, either...
But... she has... uh...
Great, now what do I call it?

A clone?

Right. She has a clone with different hair.
And that may show up, sometime.

Yeah, some sort of genetic tampering. Apparantly the hair color and annoyance level genes are connected.

Huh. Who'd've thought it. Further research is required...

And next is Pika's latest creation, and a perfect target for a plotline.

I pity the poor... what is it, anyway?

Not sure, let's take a look.


Name:

FBD-0026

Title:

Pika's most recent 'success'

Prefers being called:

FBD-0026

Occupation:

Experimental prototype

Alignment:

Wily?


The idea for this sprite actually came from a friend. He said a combination of Sonic and Tails would look cool.

Uh huh. A friend.
Why, when your friend said 'Sonic', you thought 'Metal Sonic', and this particular one at that?

Well, it was easier to bring another organic/robotic being into the comic, as that's Pika's specialty.

As for why I chose this one, I remember it as being my favorite boss out of all the old Sonic games.

You liked this boss?

Yeah, the way he attacked without taunting or anything, he was just so cool.

He's a robot. On the whole, they don't taunt unless programmed to.

Still cool though, and not nearly as annoying as the other 2D metal sonic. *shudder*

...Yeah, good point. Didn't you die twenty times?

Sounds about right, then I used that nice debug code and evened the score.

Always the Author, even when gaming, huh.

Yeah, but I digress. That's all for to... wait, who's that?


Name:

???

Title:

???

Prefers being called:

???

Occupation:

Mysterious 'shadow'

Alignment:

???


What the? I never saw this guy before, who is he?

To be honest, I'm not sure at all.

Then... why is he in here?

I don't know... thought he looked... interesting.

What 'looked'? He's a frickin' shadow!

3D shadow. Walking cute 3D shadow.
...
Did I just say 'cute'?

Yes, you did... and now I'm disturbed...

...As am I... kinda.

Moving on... oh, we're done. Well, I'm getting out of here.

*stays staring at the picture of the shadow*

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Megachu is copyright 2004 by pikachamp. Nothing can be copied without the author's permission. Note that the Megaman characters are all copyright of Capcom, the Sonic characters are all copyright Sega, the zelda characters are all copyright Nintendo, and like Bob and George, this site is only meant to parody and not to steal material or infringe on Capcom's material. Sprites are from Sprites Inc.